Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
that's an acceptable place to lick
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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