I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I need moral support for this bender
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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