Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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