i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
