we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Randomize
