But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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