Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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