So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
