I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
there was a trapeze. enough said
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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