ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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