I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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