ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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