Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
BRING THE BAGELS
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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