My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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