Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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