Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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