I want to have your abortion
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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