just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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