is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
So many bounce houses so little time
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
This is my life. Enjoy the view
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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