My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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