He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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