can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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