do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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