He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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