check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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