just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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