Say something about gay babies.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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