Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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