i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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