they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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