Plan B is the new Plan A
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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