You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Randomize
