Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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