Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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