1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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