I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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