I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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