She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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