Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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