I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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