Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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