Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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