Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
