My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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