i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
