R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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