I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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