Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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