Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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