This is not my ceiling
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
so much tequila, so little girl.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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