it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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