Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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