Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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