fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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